INCREASING GLOBAL GRAVITY HAS TO BE STOPPED

WARNING-WARNING-WARNING

Increasing Global Gravity (IGG) is getting stronger each year I live. I remember when gravity wasn’t nearly as strong as it is now. We need a Goreish type person to step up and DO SOMETHNG ABOUT IT NOW.
When I was a child I hardly noticed IGG. I could run and jump with the best. Falling out of a tree was expected and not overly painful after my head stopped swelling. We fell off swings, tricycles, bicycles, rocks, hills, sliding boards, garage roofs, and our own feet. Some got broken bones, but I only had scrapes and sprains.

I noticed IGG increasing when I was 58. I found it harder to run across streets to avoid traffic. I thought it was due to my brain not able to calculate trajectory like it used too. But it was due to IGG and not my thought processes. I thought I was just as fast as before, but a stronger gravity was slowing me down.

20 years later gravity has done me no favors. IGG is pulling my body into a more compact package. I was a 6’1” hunk and now I’m a 5’11” hunk. Where did the 2” go? I know gravity has sucked away 2” of me into the bottomless pit, or wherever IGG is. It’s a relentless sucking power that IGG has on mankind-or womankind, if you prefer.

My skin is drooping. I have noticed the skin on my arms just hanging down. IGG has sucked away muscle tone and left behind wrinkles. This has got to stop. We need a government program at The National Institute of Health (NIH) to get involved. We need the Federal Government (FG) to make large sums of money available for research at every level.

IGG will attack every living person at sometime in his or her life. It happened to my father. I remember coming home from collage at Christmas and finding that my father had gotten smaller and the skin was hanging down from under his arms. And he had a lot more wrinkles. Dad would have been 59 that year. Our oldest child is 53 this year and is due for a visit in July or August. I wonder if IGG has started sucking away muscle from under her arms leaving hang-me-downs?

Upon stooping down to retrieve a found penny in the gutter, I noticed that it took me longer to get back up. Yes, I still pick up pennies. An old habit it hard to break. But I’ve noticed that I plan ahead now as to where the penny is and how best to retrieve it, and is there something close to hold on to, to aid in my getting back up, before I start the quick decent down. The going down has sped up which is proof of a stronger gravity. Soon I will have to get a small child or a pretty girl passing by to aid me. That’s the only positive about this situation.

IGG has caused all types of foot problems. I’ve had three operations on my right foot to straighten toes. The big toe developed a bunion that needed fixing. Then many years later I had to have it redone and the next toe pinned in place. Finally years later I had the big toe, the next-door toe, and finally the ring finger toe pinned frozen in place. I push off on my right foot like all Army veterans do. The push-off foot generates the power for the first step of a walk, and is under much greater stress than the left. That’s just fact. I haven’t the slightest idea how IGG caused my toe problems, but it has caused all my other problems, and a sore toe causes a sore body, mind and sprit.

If I had ever-or will ever-become a field goal kicker, it would be my right foot that makes contact with the ball for that game winning 3 points in the last second of a game, but due to IGG that may never happen.

Today I filled two six-gallon cans, four five-gallons cans with gasoline at the cost of $89.49. All of it will go for the boat and SeaDoo for when the grandchildren visit one day next week. Lifting those cans into the SUV Blazer was a day’s work. I never had a problem lifting a can of gas years ago? Because of IGG those cans were heavier than I remembered last week. Now I have to get them to the dock. I have to put them on a hand-truck to get them down the hill to the dock, and then pull the hand truck back up the hill for another trip.

After one trip, IGG sucked my feet to the ground so firmly that I had to take a two-hour nap. I’ll do the rest tomorrow or the next day, maybe? Better yet! I’ll wait until next week when our granddaughter comes with two boy friends, and have the boys’ showoff their strength.

I was one once, remember?

NOW I’M ANGRY

I shouldn’t be so angry about the stupidity of my fellow man. I can’t help it and I need to vent it on, as we say here in rural SW Virginia all’ya all. Which includes all of you all.

This Global Warming religion has got to stop. What a crock of ----. Pastor Gore and his ilk have decided that I’m responsible for it driving my, yes I have the cursed SUV. In fact we have two. Both are 1997 models. The Expedition has 58,000 original miles and the Blazer has well over 100,000 miles. The boat has 40 hours and the 1998 secondhand Sea Doo has half a lifetime on it. That Sea Doo is fun, and is like riding a motorcycle on water. How dare we have fun going into our big eight O years? The lawnmower has been retired for a lawn service. The Skill leaf blower is used regularly to clean off the driveway, two decks, the dock and OH YES leaves when they fall in the fall of the year, which I mulch into dirt. I’m sure the decomposing of leaves into dirt is another cause for Global Warming, but I don’t care.

I also exhale on a regular basis, as does my Honey. We don’t have a dog, but my neighbor does and he exhales too. We have an infestation of squirrels that exhale and a load of birds, bugs, a black snake, two turtledoves and a partridge in our dogwood tree. Every one of them turns oxygen into CO2. I have killed off all the termites in the woods by using Chlordane. (I bought a large amount of it and DDT when they talked of banding them years ago.) Note: If you pore Chlordane in the Lake the fish will float to the surface for easy capture, and that saves gas by not going out fishing as often in the boat. I think that is the credit Gore speaks about using for his high electric bill.

I’m so glad we have killed many millions of babies in the womb. Just think how many less humans there are not exhaling? According to Gore, that’s a good thing. After all babies in the womb are just globs of cells at any stage of development. What a crock of ----, Al.

Gore is an expert on Global warming. Expert as defined as, “A stranger from out of town.” He is a shovel of ---- short of a full load. I hope the liberals draft him to run in 08. Think I read somewhere that some want that to happen. I love to look at his eyes when he smiles. They show his inner self as being what it is.

Please don’t take into consideration the temperature of the Sun or the huge, more than normal, volcanoes in the Pacific Rim and Atlantic Oceans warming the oceans up from the bottom, like teakettle on a gas range. Nor the fact that the earth is covered more in clouds than normal due to water vapor from the hotter oceans. Or that the citizens of Mars have warmed up their planet enough to evaporate both their polar caps. Those pesky Martians are at it again in their SUV’s. Could it really be due to a hotter sun? We need to cool down the sun. Gore can figure a way I’m responsible for a hot sun.

In today’s news the G8 is even snookered into the new religion of Global Warming. God less people will believe anything that sounds like science, even a science that has not been proved in the approved scientific manner.

You can tell I’m ticked. I figure my God is in charge of His world and His cosmos.
We were so concerned about the Ozone hole over the North and South poles a few years ago that were caused by freon according to the environmental experts. We had to stop using underarm deodorant, air conditioners, and many other everyday products. Now we know by proven science that the Ozone holes open and close by some strange force unknown by science. I will tell you the force is God who designed the system of life on planet earth. We now know that plankton; the building block of life is regulated by UV light. More UV kills plankton and less makes it thrive. Whenever we have red tide we have a bigger hole in the ozone. Red tide is masses of dead plankton so thick that it starves oxygen from the ocean and causes fish kills. There is a God reason for it all. Ask Him.

Now we are using corn for fuel to save oil. What a smart thing for scientific man to do. Resulting in corn shortages worldwide. The cost of corn for food has skyrocketed throughout the poor economies. The Mexican poor are complaining about the high cost of corn for tortillas. The Mexican farmers are burning their agave fields to plant corn because they will get a better price yearly. Agave is the plant used to make Tequila. (http://www.itequila.org/made.htm) “The process of tequila begins when a blue agave plant is ripe, usually 8 to 12 years after it is planted.” Better stock up on Tequila now for a great investment for the future. Now the Mexicans will have to come here for booze.

The cost of all types of meat and diary products is going up. Corn for animal feed is in short supply and a high price. Cornflakes will have to be kept behind the cash register and canned corn will be $3.98.9 each. How stupid does it get? There’s more.

China will or is drilling a Cuban oil well in the Gulf of Mexico 60 miles from Florida. There are big oil deposits in the Gulf but the same people pushing the global warming fraud won’t allow us to drill for our own oil. Maybe we can buy gas from Cuba in a few years? Oh I forgot, China will take all the oil for their own use. We have become a sorry sort as a nation. Our Founding Fathers would not approve of what we have become.

I am happy to be an American that lived during a time when patriotism was supreme for us all. I don’t think I could cope in the raising of a family in these times of selfishness. Once the Supreme Court put up a fence between our government and God, He took his hand of protection off the nation. We no longer can say, “God Bless America” and believe He will or should bless us.

I remember a TV program about Shirley McLean finding the evil spirit world as her helper in life. At the end of the program, she was standing on a beach looking out on the ocean’s horizon, and in a squeaky voice said, “I am god, I am god,” as the program faded into credits.

I heard Frank Perelli interviewed on the radio about the event. He was a gifted author and lecturer on Christian topics. Frank said, “Picture God standing on the balcony of Heaven looking down on the Earth when McLean was standing on the beach making her proclamation, ‘I am god, I am god.’ God called out to St. Peter, ‘Pete come see this.’ They had to lean over the balcony to hear the faint, squeaky little voice proclaim, ‘I am god, I am god.’ They both got a good laugh at that tiny little ant of a person proclaiming to be God standing beside His great ocean.”

I see God and St. Peter standing on that same balcony looking down at Gore planning to change the CO2 in the world’s atmosphere. They have a lot to laugh about on this one. God will just pull the plug on one or more volcanoes and pump more dust and obnoxious gas into the atmosphere in two minutes than all the SUV’s in the world pump in a year.

I’m for recycling and will gladly save our cooking grease, tin cans, aluminum cans, bottles, jars, tinfoil off chewing gum and candy bars, metal clothes hangers, newspapers, and anything else that can be recycled for reuse. Just like we did for the World War 2 effort.

Been there and done that! One thing I no longer can do is pull my little red wagon down the street collecting newspapers from the neighbors. I’m just too old, and the neighbors are few and far apart.

Note: Dad had to get our little red wagon re treaded several times during the war. Brother Bud and I collected tons of papers for the effort.

I’ll leave you with a proverb. Many are the plans of mans heart, BUT God’s will, will prevail.

I feel better now knowing WHO is really in control of His creation.